It's time for another episode of Bizarre Search Terms!

Variations on hot pictures of landon donovan are incredibly popular in the past few weeks. There must be some new photo spread on him that people are looking for. I did my public service last time, but if you people want more, you're gonna have to find it yourselves. The last thing I need is for Google to consider me any more of an authority on the subject.

My personal favorite has to be "help me cocteau twins, you're my only hope", which I am pretty sure is a secret Google message sent to me by The Angry Robot, or maybe Karin from Silk Velvet Asylum, since I sent them both secret Googlegrams a while back.

It's great fun, if you want to get into the act. Just devise a message that will hit the recipient's site on Google, and then click through. Voila! A secret message in the referral log.

Someone searching on AOL really wants to find neighborhood pedophiles or else pedophiles in my own neighborhood. My site is very sticky on the term "neighborhood", so even a single passing reference to pedophiles gets me pretty high in the list. Oh, well.

For discussing the anime film Revolutionary Girl Utena, I earned a hit on fighting schoolgirls. No surprise there.

I'm kind of worried about what the person who searched for naked librarian Jessa might really be looking for. Has the Bookslut got a stalker?

And the grand prize winner for bewildering search in this edition goes to:

comic strips with baby butts

I'm not sure whether to laugh or be somewhat afraid, so I'm chuckling apprehensively.

The dictionary definition of "Internet" really ought to be "something for everyone."

 

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Wednesday, July 24

An hour on the train from Princeton, and I am once again in the heart of lower Manhattan.

I call Kyle from Penn Station and we confirm our plans to meet up on Bedford Avenue in Brooklyn.

He seems as jazzed about the whole thing as I am, which is cool considering we have hardly spoken since high school, and even then were not really all that well acquainted.

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In the subway, waiting for the A train, I watch a whole extended family of subway rats hurriedly doing the business of their precarious existence in the dirt clad between the subway track ties.

They seem to be well aware that they must rush to finish before the next train comes.

"Don't push people out of your life," I think to myself. "The next train will be coming soon."

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I arrive at last on Bedford Street. Milling around the subway exit, groups of people meet and laugh and greet each other.

I wait for Kyle, and eventually begin to wonder if he meant we should meet on the platform. I waste a swipe of my Metrocard to confirm that he is not on the platform, then exit again to spot him waiting on the corner.

We consult on a destination for food, and finally settle on Thai & Japanese cuisine from nearby Planet Thai. It's a hip, dark, vaguely industrial space packed with people.

After a 20 minute wait for a table, we settle in for some excellently-priced and deliciously-prepared food. It's a tough call which bears a more striking resemblance to its living form—Kyle's sashimi, or my whole fish flash-fried Thai-style in a chili-tamarind sauce. I think the benefit of the doubt goes to the fish, though—if not for the dim, atmospheric lighting, I might start believing its very prominent eye was looking at me.

In any event, dinner is delicious and leaves us in a pleasant, happy mood for the short walk over to the club where indie rock band Desaparecitos will be playing.

The neighborhood has a lively traffic of people travelling from place to place. It feels alive and active and neighborhoody. On my first ever visit to Brooklyn, I am really digging the vibe.

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When we reach the club, the first band is still on stage.

With the full moon shining over Brooklyn, and the nighttime weather so delightful, neither of us is particularly keen to go inside the club yet.

We talk for a while with Kyle's Rainer Maria bandmate, William, who is sitting just outside the club next to a very handsome motor scooter. He's the promoter for the evening's show, so he has to be there, but like us he's taking as much advantage of the fine night as possible.

Waving to William, we walk down to the water, and the informal "park" on the site of a soon-to-be-constructed power plant.

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The park is mostly crushed rock and mud, spotted with occasional sprays of tenacious wild grass. Discarded railway ties and an abandoned bench seat from an old car are the only park "furniture".

Under the full moon and the low clouds, Manhattan sparkles from across the water, reflection shimmering magically on the black water.

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The light is so bright that I can actually snap some decent shots with the digital camera. Even handheld, without a tripod, and at a not-quite-good-enough-for-nighttime-landscapes ISO of 400.

We walk up and down the "beach", me snapping pictures like a madman, Kyle pointing out landmarks and taking the occasional call on his cell phone.

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During one lengthy phone-call break, I focus my attention on a power plant towering on the near side of Manhattan island. With clouds above it splashed yellow with city light, and behind them the sky, almost purple in the moonlight, the effect is a superbly moody Blade Runner cyber-noir feeling.

I snap a few more photos, knowing even the best of them will turn out grainy and slightly blurred. It's the best I can do gto capture the peaceful feeling of being here. Despite the mud and the rocks and the limited seating options, the park draws a thin, steady stream of people who come down to hear the water and see the city shining, shining.

I know now exactly why they come here.

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Kyle finishes his phone call, which was to confirm a date for the weekend. We head back toward the club.

All along we have been gradually catching up with each other. We cover what mutual classmates are up to, ex-girlfriends, his Polish neighborhood, my life in Austin, work.

Most importantly, he's making a living from his music these days. In fact, he has been for the past three years. He has an apartment, and the band has a rehearsal space, and it pays the rent for all of that and then some.

He says that the people who say that making a living from doing something you love automatically changes don't know what they are talking about. He is loving it.

Good for him.

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On the way to the club, we see an end table we passed on the way down to the water, out on the street with someone's trash.

Kyle's moving to a bigger place on Sunday, and as he says, "I need an end table," so despite its ugly exterior and obviously Seventies design, we grab it and carry it up to the band's rehearsal studio, conveniently located directly above the club.

It's sad-looking, but it has potential. Kyle is already thinking of it as a creative canvas for any number of interesting ways to improve it. This fact probably sums up the reason why I am glad to be making his reacquaintance more than any other.

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We catch just enough of the opening band to whet our appetites for the main event—two or three songs' worth.

After a lengthy, exceedingly nitpicky sound check, Desaparecitosfinally begins a set. The sound is bad, and they are clearly all in various stages of drunkenness.

We stay for a handful of songs before bailing out to walk around the neighborhood again. I tell Kyle on the way out that you can hear the potential of the songs, but the band is obviously not up to the level of that potential tonight.

We wander up Bedford, then down again and on to the local park. It's after midnight on a Wednesday, but restaurants and coffeshops and clubs up and down the street are still serving small, energetic groups of customers. The city that never sleeps—the cliche proves all too true.

There's really not much else to tell about the night. It's mostly walking and talking and the sights of the city. But it's nice to catch up with Kyle, and know he's happy where he is.

I ask him, "So, do you think you'll settle in and stay here for a long time?"

I don't even have to hear the answer. I can see on his face that he will, at least for a while.

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Suddenly we realize that we left my bag up at the rehearsal space. It is a pretty long walk back, so on the way we pile into Kyle's ex-girlfriend's car, conveniently on loan to him in her absence, and he drives us back to the club.

Time is running short, so he drives me to Penn Station himself.

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Crossing over the Williamsburg Bridge with the windows rolled down, I can feel the night air rushing into me with the thousand thousand smells and sounds of the city. Beyond the brightly lit girders of the bridge, still the lights are shining, shining.

I almost want to stay here.

After a blur of cars and mad taxicabs, we part at the train station and plan to meet up on his upcoming visit to Austin.

I board the train, close my eyes, and for an hour I dream of stars, in fields of watercolor purple and eerie golden yellow.

 

I'm used to seeing the daily visit from the blogdex spider now, but how pray tell did I get 45 referrals from blogdex in the past 24 hours?

According to the link info, my main page has never broken the top 20,000 on their indexes. It would take a lot of very patient readers to travel that low in the index listings.

Has anyone seen a specific story URL of mine on the top indexes there recently? This is really mystifying.

Either it's a bug in blogdex, a bug in antville, or something I said recently is becoming quite popular. And how likely is that?